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Forget Dopey and Grumpy: Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron aren't messing around in "Snow White and the Huntsman."

Thursday saw the release of a teaser trailer for the dark retelling of the fairy tale, starring Stewart, Oscar-winner Theron and the able-bodied Chris Hemsworth. And from the looks of it, the "Twilight" star has a serious nemesis in Theron.

She's not a garden-variety villain, this queen, whom Theron has likened to a serial killer. The queen has some, shall we say, issues about the fairest of them all, and really isn't having any of Stewart's milky skin and flowing hair.

Cut to the hired gun played by Hemsworth, who is tapped to track down Stewart's forest-wandering character and deliver her back to Theron's queen, so she can just cut out KStew's heart and call it a day. But you know what they say about the best-laid plans.

Check out the trailer below, and share your thoughts on the update in comments.

Ashton Kutcher is trying hard to prove he's sorry: After explaining the poorly considered tweet he'd sent criticizing Joe Paterno's firing as a "no class" move, the "Two and a Half Men" star on Thursday sent his more than 8 million Twitter followers the hard-to-hate picture shown above.

"I'm just trying to be a good person," he wrote later. Comments on the photo included supportive thoughts along the lines of everybody makes mistakes, and more critical notes calling the tweets and his statement calculated, and bringing up his alleged infidelity.

Kutcher, who for years has lived his life quite publicly on Twitter, bailed on the microblogging site temporarily Wednesday, saying: "As of immediately I will stop tweeting until I find a way to properly manage this feed. I feel awful about this error. Won't happen again." By the next day, he'd enlisted the help of folks at his company Katalyst Media to check out his tweets ahead of publication.

Note to the pros now monitoring Team @aplusk: The only element missing from the pic would be the never-fails "big eyes" look. (OK, sometimes big eyes can fail, but almost never — just ask the baby giraffe Ashton liked so much.)